WHY ARE THERE NO PICTURES OF THIS MOMENT???!!!?!
"Another night in France a guy at a nightclub started hitting on Eric, making him uncomfortable. He went over to Ace and said, ‘That guy over there is trying to come on to me.’ Ace, in his inimitable logic, said, ‘Let’s make out so he thinks we’re together. Then he’ll leave you alone.’
And the kissing began.”
ITS LIKE TWO GIRLS AT A FRAT PARTY PRETENDING TO BE LESBIANS SO GUYS WON’T GRIND ON THEM I FUCKING SCREAMED.