December 2011
Before things get out of control I'm going to go...
Farewell lovies, have sweet dreams…
INSIDE…..
VINCE NEIL’S…….
TESTICLES.
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Anonymous asked: wtf this script dude?
teababe27 said: I love how “pink leather pants” is capitalized.
hahaha yes that made me happy. There’s another where Vince pressed up a pair of TITS against a window XD
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Haggard.
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Note: This entire sequence is never explained or...
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Excuse me, I didn't know we were describing Juan...
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This too
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Most accurate sentence in the script.
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Exactly why I love them!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIKKI'S CHAPTER
LOLOLOLOL
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HYPERACTIVE TEENAGED SPERM BLAST.
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The way this is written, it sounds like blowjobs...
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Das some pussy-ass shit.
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vinceneiltesticles:
koilikesdrpepper:
whitetrash—circus:
I don’t care who you are. If you use “gay” in a derogatory manner, you’re on my bad side.
Seriously, unless you’re taking about two rockstars all up in their personal space, looking as if they’re about to kiss, or if you mean to describe something that is actually gay or of that manner, yeah, don’t use it like that.
is this about...
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Prison Rape Jokes!
disco--dust-deactivated20120430 asked: wait wait wait this isn't the REAL script is it??
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"Frozen in mid leer"
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Dude das gay.
setthenightonfire asked: OMG i'm totally second guessing this movie lol.
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CLEARLY this guy has NEVER met Vince Neil!
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I CANNOT.
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Here's the Mediafire link to download the script. →
totallybitchendude:
I know you guys enjoy my humor but this is the funniest thing I have ever posted, which thank god liz is reposting, on tumblr. funny in a very “is this dude for real” kind of way
I’m only on the second page and sobbing with laughter oh my fucking goddddd.
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And let me tell you...me in the morning is NOT a...
They probably were going to rape me and then saw the hideous beast that opened the door, morning breath wafting into their nostrils, eyes bloodshot, hair matted and tangled, and thought “fuck this shit!”
shelookstome said: I WOULD NOT HAVE LET THEM IN. I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH SCARY MOVIES AND CSI TO KNOW WHAT NOT TO DO. Please take better care and try to kick those kind of people out next time.
I know. I tried to politely say that I didn’t think they had the right apartment but they insisted. Well I’m okay. But seriously who the hell comes at 9 in the morning to repair a screen anyway?...
That was slightly terrifying.
So I’m alone in my apartment, just woke up and was checking my e-mail (secretly hoping class would be canceled) when someone knocked on the door loudly for an extended period. At first I ignored it, but then it happened again and I thought maybe my roommate was locked out. But as I walked to the door I saw it was unlocked so it wasn’t her. I looked through the peephole and saw too...
bloodstainsblonde asked: I know right, I like to learn about other religions, but most people just try to convert me and tell me my thoughts are wrong. I wasn't raised with any religious influence at all so I formed my own opinion. My day started off really nice as it usually does with me having my morning smoke, but then other people ruin it :/
bloodstainsblonde asked: I have a fascination with death, but I can except that my thoughts aren't facts, I could be wrong. I don't know if you got my reply from last night :/ Anyways, how was your day? By the way you're friends with panicinthepentagram? I love her, she is amazing. She recommended your blog to me.
