I touched Vince Neil. I was spat on by Nikki Sixx. I got drenched in fake blood.
NIKKI IS A PSYCHOPATH. And I love him even more after tonight.
So the first couple hours we were there we were just walking around, looking at the many biker related vendors, it was awesome. The Dolls came on, and we watched them for a bit, but then this man (who disturbingly resembled that homeless man I’ve written about who resembles an old retarded version of Vince Neil) was talking to me like “Who is dis band? Are they famous? Didn’t they know Mick Jagger already does the job well enough?” I was just like “…” and he goes “I think they SUCK!!” I just said “Well okay then!” Then I ate chocolate covered cheesecake on a stick. Bitchin. Poison came on and they were so good! I enjoyed Bret’s cheesy speeches on the troops and his shaved armpits. Rikki was awesome. Bobby was awesome. CC was awesome. LOTS of pyro! There was an ~incident~ with a man in the crowd, basically he was being a major asshole and we had several unpleasant interactions. One of which involved is fat fuck hairy stomach being a little too close to our faces. My sister eventually schooled him and he finally left us alone. Hated him.
BUT THE CRUE.
OH MY GOD.
It was just so awesome. Nikki! He LEAPT into the crowd after the first song to beat some guys ass! And then he was pulled out and the broke right back into Live Wire. HE IS LOVE. Tommy even got up and went to make sure he was okay! <3
The fireworks, the pyro, the strippers. Tommy’s fucking ROLLER COASTER. It was just amazing. Mick played the Home Sweet Home solo right in front of me. I died. And Vince had some woman flashing him which made him happy. He grabbed my hand lol. And Nikki and I had a moment during Looks That Kill. There was just so much awesomeness. My picture was on the screen for Too Young Too Fall in Love because we sent it in. And then at the end! First I got lightly spritzed with a water gun. Then, Nikki spat blood on me (this made me unnaturally happy). Then I was directly assaulted with the water gun. And then the bucket of blood was dumped directly on top of me.
WHICH MADE ME SO HAPPY.
It was just awesome. Best concert ever honestly. CRUE! CRUE! CRUE!
lol i gradually look into the mirror at the foot of my bed just to make sure im still alive or something i dont know and my blanket was puffed up and when i looked i couldn’t see my reflection and freaked out
Have fun at Motley tomorrow, dude! I met Nikki too; it was one of the greatest yet most horrifying moments of my life. Hope you get picked to ride Tommy's wickedcoaster.<3
Thank you!!! I know what you mean about horrifying, I was probably so awkward I was just grinning like a psycho hahahaha. omg I didn’t know about people getting picked to ride the coaster, I thought it was like a contest or something. IT WOULD BE SO COOL.
Where are your seats for Motley Crue? If your close enough, you might get chosen to ride the little roller coaster with Tommy,
ahhhhhhhhh that’d be so awesome! Its weird the way they’re doing it…I’m guaranteed to be in the first five rows, but it’s a first come first serve basis on who gets which seat. Which is why I’m arriving super early!
nolovetobelost said: Oh god, I get that everyone has their kink but I would turn around and leave if A guy asked me to call him Mommy… no thank you sir. Groupie Central is so funny, Tommy Lee’s bitchfit always makes me lol.
Yeah I think that might be pushing it. ”Lesbian incest fantasy”. It just sounds so ridiculous hahaha.
atouchofevil said: After the first time I hung w/ Rachel, Snake called my parents house the next day and said that they he plenty of coke left, and that I should come back and party with HIM. Scotti was very nice and was with these 2 girls most times I saw him.
At first I read that as he wanted to party with your parents and I got really scared lolol. But thank you for the info! haha
nolovetobelost said: “He’s fragrant”, I love that I’m going to try and incorporate that sentence into my everyday life. I love groupie central but I never read Baz’s part. He does seem a little crazy from what I’ve heard about him on the interwebz.
hahaha yeah Groupie Central is great for the lulz. Baz’s is definitely the most dramatic although Blackie Lawless’s is pretty funny too. ”Blackie Lawless is a PSYCHO!!!! Many years ago, I met him at the Rainbow in Hollywood and we went back to his place. I was drunk and I don’t remember much but I remember how he didn’t want me to call him Blackie…he wanted me to call him MOMMY. He had a greasy, nasty hair weave (I felt it) and he had a dildo all ready to go!!! We got high and partied a little but I didn’t have sex with him. I remember he asked me if I ever wanted to fuck my mom and then he laughed and said well here’s your chance. We was so fucking weird and not even that good of a kisser. I couldn’t get into his lesbian incest fantasy. I got the fuck out of there and every time I saw him after that I got the creeps. I haven’t seen him in a long time but he’s probably still fucked up.”
atouchofevil said: I have. He seems unbalanced. I remember sitting at a hotel bar with him, and Rachel left to go to the bathroom, and Baz was in the next seat over, and the girl he was with was talking, and he all of a sudden yelled “CAN IT!” at her, really loud.
omg haha I can picture that. He’s so pretty, shame he’s crazy. Any stories about Scotti or Snake??
LMAO the whole site has so many chicks just bashing him.
“I’ve encountered Baz out and about several times, and the man is a dirtbag, literally. He doesn’t bathe regularly, that hair looks like bugs are crawling in it, and he’s fragrant. His house is a disaster, too, with clothes and dishes and all kinds of shit everywhere.”
“Any girl who would seriously consider bedding Bas needs to be committed (as in loony bin, not ardent in pursuit!!) Sebastian is a bitter, two faced spoiled brat with a head the size of a country and a brain the size of an amoeba. He treats his wife like dirt, sleeping with motor mouth Kendra Jade proves that, as does taking girls back to his family home. He’s hateful about his former band mates who have always been quite gracious about him; they present their side of the story articulately whilst Sebastian throws tantrums and insults. He is a vindictive ego-maniac who is unfortunately fertile. Let’s just hope Paris and London don’t grow up to be like their father!”
Sebastian lives about 20 minutes from me here in Jersey. He’s been married to his wife (who’s about seven years older than him) since 1989 or so. Anyway, Baz used to hang out in a bunch of the clubs around here, and he met my friend, who at times worked as a stripper. Baz’s wife used to spend a great deal of time with her family in Canada, leaving him here alone, so my friend was one of his playmates while the wife was away. To make a long story short, he paged her one night and told her to come over. She shows up at his house and surprise! the wife is there. Sebastian freaks out, grabs my friend by the hair, throws her in his car and drives down the road to a parking lot. He pulls in, pulls a gun on her, pistol-whips her in the face, and tells her never to come over his house again when his wife is there. He then physically throws her out of the car, leaving her out in the middle of nowhere. We wanted her to press charges, but she didn’t.”