May 2012
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epicus-doomicus-metallicus:
dancingundercover:
The irony of realizing this is from Metal Sludge, run by Stevie.
Exactly! Stevie is so hilarious and so weird hahaha. Love him.
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King Kong of dicks. Tommy "My Dong Is a Foot...
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hellbentforpleather said: Bahaha…have you read KISS and Tell and Into the Void? Even more Gayce stories.
omg “Gayce”. New favorite word ever. I’ve read some of the segments of Gayceness, particularly the blowjobs with Peter, but I want to read both books in their entirety! Summer reading!
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“Ace and the gentleman started making out. I don’t really believe that Ace...”
– Gene Simmons on Ace Frehley’s gay tendencies.
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Second page I open to, she's beating poor Brent...
I can’t even. This will be comedy gold, I can already tell.
Brent’s not ugly either!! A little tranny looking at times, but usually pretty! This chick is cray, I can already tell.
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First page I opened to in this book.
“F.P. wore lots of scarves, but not too much makeup and hairspray. Despite the fact that they were uglier that a monkey’s asshole, their songs were catchy and upbeat and I thought they were putting me in a better mood.”
LOL. I know I’ll love this for the pure trainwreck factor, but my god the writing! It’s all these chunks of paragraphs and many typos. Lord!
And...
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smileprettyforthewreckingball said: I guess it’s a bit better than being two days late, but still…
True but my god! He texted me two days ago to wish her happy birthday and I didn’t because I was like “pretty sure that’s not her birthday…” so I double checked it and I was right! For gods sake! I mean both my parents birthdays are ingrained in my mind. Pretty...
OH MY GOD MY DAD FAILS AT LIFE.
He thought my grandma (AKA his MOTHER) had her birthday two days ago. Her birthday is today! Even I knew that and I’m terrible at birthdays!! What is WRONG with him?!?!?!
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I don't know why I'm surprised by any of this.
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New LA Guns - "You Better Not Love Me" →
lipstick-n-leather:
Yes, the band is named after Tracii Guns. Yes, Phil Lewis isn’t the original singer. Yes, there have been two versions of LA Guns touring the past few years (one with Tracii, one with Phil). And, yes, Phil’s version of the band is superior to Tracii’s version. Can’t wait to hear the entire new album in June, this is a good-sounding sneak preview.
This song is really fucking...
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The only time I will EVER care about how long you...
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