The guy who was being annoying about music was at it again.
This is the problem…he clearly wants the bod. That much has been made clear. And this bod, is not interested.
One, he’s totally not my type. Two, he has short, buzzcut hair. Three, he’s in the military. And four, besides being incredibly egotistical and arrogant, he’s also a father.
Anyway I told him I hated Tool because he was going on about how great they were “musically” and I actually don’t hate Tool at all, I just don’t like them, but I wanted to annoy him so I kept saying the sucked lol.
Then he started criticizing Metallica…
When your chief argument is “You that one Metallica song, Sandman something, sounds like that other Tool song…uh…can’t remember the name. But they’re like the same. And Lars is a terrible drummer. He’s a drum machine. He used layering effects and it’s all fake.”
Then he was talking on and on about Lars and I was like “I’ve met him. I met all of them.” Then he was like “How is, uh, the frontman?” I was like “James? So nice. Best frontman ever.” Then he’s all “Oh ho ho ho well I suppose everyone is entitled to their opinion.”
At this point I’m ready to lunge.
"I think he should play more guitar, rather than sing." Me: “He does play the guitar. He plays it while he sings. He writes like all of the guitar parts.” "Yeah but he should just play the guitar. Not sing."
Then he blabbered on and on about making his own guitars and going on and on about the technology and the craftmanship and the different types of guitars he was ripping off and I’m sitting there like, why should I care?
Later I showed him the picture of me and Lars and he was like “Heh. Sexy. *awkward pause* Lars I mean. Is sexy. haha. Just kidding.”
Make it stop. See these are the people that are attracted to me. This is why my life fails. This is why I sometimes hate everyone. There was a lot more to these conversations but the mains points were highlighted. Basically I attract idiots.