Dancing Undercover

Hello! I'm a girl, 22, who loves metal/rock n roll!

Favorite Bands: Metallica, RATT, CKY, Kix, Marilyn Manson, Damn Yankees, Rainbow, Motley Crue, LA Guns, Faster Pussycat, Pretty Boy Floyd, Def Leppard, Avenged Sevenfold, Slayer, Cinderella, Skid Row, Megadeth, My Darkest Days, Guns N Roses, Lizzy Borden, Night Ranger, Styx, Whitesnake, Anthrax, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, HIM, Bullet for my Valentine, Scorpions, Dokken, Slaughter, Enuff Z'Nuff, KISS, Warrant, etc, etc, etc.

Fun Fact: I want to bang Keanu Reeves.

Posts tagged Bobby Blotzer

Jul 7

Jun 17
Out of the Cellar

Out of the Cellar


May 16

"Pearcy will be playing bingo halls and bowling alleys all throughout the eastern United States.  He will be on tour for 8 months with Bang Tango with scheduled appearances at food courts throughout the great state of Ohio."

HELP I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP.


Apr 30

OMFG.

Very interesting interview….The Blotz actually makes sense shockingly.


"Stephen imploded all this stuff…he refused to do it (go on tour with Aerosmith) because he had a new girlfriend, that he never met, that I’ve been told, it’s kind of a Catfish scenario. They met on Facebook, her family is the king and queen of Brazil, and we all know there isn’t a king and queen of Brazil…I’m not here to sling, I’m here to tell the truth. He has a new manager who’s there to convince him he’s the new Bret Michaels."

-Bobby Blotzer on Eddie Trunk.

omg if this is true.


Apr 24

Man Stephen Pearcy quit RATT probably because of the Blotz being such a douchey little bitch. ┬áLike Stephen’s solo band is okay but it’s not the same…I’m so mad if this means I never get to see my love Warren playing the guitar again I’ll lose it……


Bobby Blotzer proving, once again, that he’s an enormous dickbag.

Bobby Blotzer proving, once again, that he’s an enormous dickbag.


Mar 17
From Bobby’s Facebook.

From Bobby’s Facebook.


warrendemartini:

early RATT







im scared.

warrendemartini:

early RATT

im scared.

(via shoutwiththedevil)


Mar 14

Sludger going off on Bobby Blotzer:

"Blotz, you are the drummer. You write nothing. You create nothing. You mean NOTHING. The only reason people know that there is an annoying drummer in Ratt to begin with is only courtesy of Beau Hill’s shitty, insanely drum-heavy mixes on Dancing Undercover. You are not even worthy of being a trivia question on Jeopardy. Your book is an example given to students in Creative Writing 101 cases across the country for the course section titled "Please God, Don’t EVER write something like this.". You could be replaced by a kid with a Casio keyboard from 1986. You are not now, nor have you ever been, Tommy Lee (as much as you have tried). Nobody has ever, in the entire history of Ratt, come to a show to see you. Not even any of your ex-wives. Any tail that you scored from a Ratt show was from someone who couldn’t even get JUAN. You are the last place loser in life. If you have even one tiny shred of intelligence in your bloated, alcohol riddled head you will delete your Facebook account and thank God that the other guys in Ratt have not had you taken out into the desert and shot. Shut your mouth, play your gigs, attempt your horrible drum solo, drink your Budweiser, collect your check and count your blessings."

"Any tail that you scored from a Ratt show was from someone who couldn’t even get JUAN."

LOL.


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