Dancing Undercover

ball-crusher said: i don’t know who these people are but CHAIM TONIGHT MUST LAST US FOREEEEEVER

Deron is the lead singer of CKY and pretty much one of the biggest fangirls of KISS that has ever existed.  

but omg seriously iCan’t.  

I think my goal in life is to have a recorded conversation between John 5 and Deron Miller…

because of their gay voices.  It would be so perfect.  It’ll never happen though.

bestofaskcky:

Question:
deron.whats the funniest dressed band u have ever seen….. mine would have to be twisted sister

asked by heartagram_cky on 02/27/2007

Answer:
30 seconds to mars is my favorite. jared is so hot that shade of lipstick is perfect for him

answered by Deron on 02/27/2007

Fuckface Unstoppable

I had very low expectations for this from what I had heard.  But I had a really good time.  There were way too many opening bands (only one was good, Demonwulf) and the set Bam did was pretty short but it was fun.  

I was really surprised Nikki wasn’t there.  I’m kind of glad she wasn’t since I don’t really want to see her boobs, lol, but at the same time I think if she had been there Bam would’ve done a longer set.  Novak is disgusting as always, he was fun to watch onstage, although I wish I had been able to talk to him, but the dude doing the meet and greet was rushing people out so I didn’t get to talk to him.  Oh well.  

I talked to Production who creepily resembles one of my professors.  He said that Phil was driving the tourbus and that he drives really slow lol.  He seemed to think I was from Minnesota or Wisconsin because of my “accent.”  WTF!  This is not the first time a Northerner has told me I have an accent.  I’ve studied linguistics.  My accent  is if anything very slight and pretty standard.  That was odd lol.

Honestly, Bam was drinking, but he didn’t seem drunk. He looked a lot healthier in person than he does in pictures…I don’t know if now that he’s home he’s trying to be better or if having Phil, Boof, and Jess with him calms him down or what but he didn’t look so bloated and bug-eyed.  He actually looked like Unholy Union-era Bam.

Bam did those two original rap songs with Production which gave me major Steve-O vibes although it wasn’t that bad.  And when he does the rock songs he sounds exactly like GG Allin.  Hanna and Jess were both drumming which was pretty cool.  And I got a pic with Phil who I had kind of met before but yeah he’s so nice!

but omg I FINALLY got to meet Bam!!!  I’ll tell you this, if you ever meet him, make sure you hug him.  He gives the best hugs.  I shit you not.  And he complimented my garter leggings I posted earlier!!  He was like these are so cool where’d you get them?  And he repeated the website to remember and then wrote it down on his hand!!!  I hope he’s getting them for Nikki and not himself although you never know with him haha.   

But anyway, I was pleasantly surprised.  It was hardly the best concert I’ve ever been to but it was fun and definitely not the trainwreck I was expecting.  I wish Chad had been there, but Matty did a good job playing the guitar and he’s pretty fun to watch for being such a quiet guy.  Plus the merch dude who looks like a love child of Bam and Ville is fucking SEXY.