Dancing Undercover

I think my goal in life is to have a recorded conversation between John 5 and Deron Miller…

because of their gay voices.  It would be so perfect.  It’ll never happen though.

lay-down-your-goddamn-arms:

Sam, Son of Man: slo-mo-tion: So we’re shipping John 5 with his bottle of water and…

samsonofman:

slo-mo-tion:

So we’re shipping John 5 with his bottle of water and Marilyn with his Absinthe?

Imagine the fan fiction for those…

#anyone who reblog this with fan fiction wins a prize

Hm.

John was panting hard by now, hearty moand escaping his wet and already parted lips as his eyes fluttering closed, touching himself rapidly and rubbing his thumb hard over the slit, feeling Steve move faster. He felt he was close to the climax, the tension in his body making him completely stiff before he bucked his back, letting out the most indescribable sounds as he shuddered and Steve instantly pulled out of him. He lied down next to the guitarist as the blonde man wrapped his fingers around his lover, caressing his neck lovingly. He smiled warmly at him, an appreciating smile meaning he was so thankful he had him. He loved him.
“The best thing about you is that I can think about Ginger all along and you won’t mind”, he murmured, planting a soft kiss on Steve’s cold side. “And I won’t even have to return the favour.”

so the bottle of water/improvised dildo is called Steve lol

Samsonofman wins the WTF prize of the year! *clap clap*

omg

(via the-lust-killer)