Dancing Undercover

Hello! I'm a girl, 22, who loves metal/rock n roll!

Favorite Bands: Metallica, RATT, CKY, Kix, Marilyn Manson, Damn Yankees, Rainbow, Motley Crue, LA Guns, Faster Pussycat, Pretty Boy Floyd, Def Leppard, Avenged Sevenfold, Slayer, Cinderella, Skid Row, Megadeth, My Darkest Days, Guns N Roses, Lizzy Borden, Night Ranger, Styx, Whitesnake, Anthrax, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, HIM, Bullet for my Valentine, Scorpions, Dokken, Slaughter, Enuff Z'Nuff, KISS, Warrant, etc, etc, etc.

Fun Fact: I want to bang Keanu Reeves.

Posts tagged Me Talk Pretty One Day

Apr 23
“For as long as I can remember, my father saved. He saves money, he saves disfigured sticks that resemble disfigured celebrities, and most of all, he saves food. Cherry tomatoes, sausage biscuits, the olives plucked from other people’s martinis —he hides these things in strange places until they are rotten. And then he eats them.” David Sedaris

“When asked “What do we need to learn this for?” any high-school teacher can confidently answer that, regardless of the subject, the knowledge will come in handy once the student hits middle age and starts working crossword puzzles in order to stave off the terrible loneliness.” David Sedaris

“After a few months in my parents’ basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.” David Sedaris

Nov 1
“My seventh-period math teacher did a much better version. Snatching a purse off the back of a student’s chair, he would prance about the room, batting his eyes and blowing kisses at the boys seated in the front row. “So fairy nice to meet you,” he’d say.
Fearful of drawing any attention to myself, I hooted and squawked along with the rest of the class, all the while thinking, that’s me he’s talking about.”
David Sedaris

Oct 4
“When a hurricane damaged my father’s house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers full of beer, and an enormous Fuck-It Bucket - a plastic pail filled with jawbreakers and bite-size candy bars. (“When shit brings you down, just say ‘fuck it,’ and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.”)” David Sedaris, ‘You Can’t Kill the Rooster’ in Me Talk Pretty One Day (via ninestories)

Sep 25
“…the abbreviated form of ‘you all’ was a dangerous step on an insidious path leading straight to the doors of the Baptist church.” from David Sedaris’ Me Talk Pretty One Day (via iconsofsummer)

“Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look alright in this plastic jumpsuit? These are questions for insecure potheads.” David Sedaris (via keepmyeyesonthesun)

“In order to get the things I want, it helps me to pretend I’m a figure in a daytime drama, a schemer. Soap opera characters make emphatic pronouncements. They ball up their fists and state their goals out loud. ‘I will destroy Buchanan Enterprises,’ they say. ‘Phoebe Wallingford will pay for what she’s done to our family.’ Walking home with the back half of the twelve-foot ladder, I turned to look in the direction of Hugh’s loft. ‘You will be mine,’ I commanded.” David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day (via thesidekickcomplex)