Posts tagged Metal Sludge
A question asked on Metal Sludge…
“Rules: They had to have an album out by 1992…
Aged the best, took care of their Health, still same body weight…
Hair length doesn’t matter but a bonus if almost the same!
Post pictures…”
And a response:
I lol’d.
I’m getting sick of the board allowing misogynist, homophobic, and/or racist comments.
How come this is tolerated?
You probably posted this a long time ago but I was randomly creeping through the Metal Sludge tag..
The whole point of the site is to be as rude and off-color as possible. People are dicks and say stuff like that to sludge each other. Most of those people are actual sexists or homophobes or racists. They’re just playing up the whole douchy internet personality. On Sludge, you’re not supposed to be offended. BUT if you check out the Sludge Lounge, a lot of the time that’s where people are more “sensitive”. For example, people on Sludge were outraged by the Steubenville incident. No one defended those boys. It’s a weird site lol.
Good lord.
Someone on Sludge used a Zayn Malik gif.
This one:
I am screaming.
Also, this.
okay so I guess it wasn’t a cock.
David Lee Roth
An average size dick and can be somewhat kinky. Basically did everything under the sun in the Van Halen days. There are rumors that Dave can be put in the same category as Paul Stanley.Ralph Saenz / Atomic Punks, Metal Shop
When we asked David Lee Ralph what was in his pants, he said “6 inches and to the left.” So there you have it. Also, he shaves his nuts, which is always a good thing.i’ve posted some a lot befor but
Paul Stanley / Kiss
About 7 to 8 inches and he’ll treat you very nice! He loves his hairy chest. One girl told me, “The only problem is when you’re having sex with him you get the impression he’s performing for 20,000 screaming fans. I have honestly never seen anyone look more retarded while having an orgasm. I thought he was having a seizure. Overall I’d give him a 9 in the sack, even though it was all I could do to keep from laughing when he came.”Nikki Sixx / Motley Crue, Brides Of DestructionThe leader of Motley Crue is about 6 inches in length, gives GREAT oral sex and is a great French kisser.
Stephan Pearcy / Ex-Ratt
Just an average Joe but made a lot of news in the early days because he use to stuff socks in his stage pants. He’s very HORNY, and will rub all over you. He’ll say anything to get you into the sack. He fucks like he sings, very lazy and egotisticaI still want to know what egotistical singing sounds like
The Paul one always makes me cackle.
the Paul one is the best, a’cus I just imagine him making that sound he does at the beginning of Heaven’s On Fire
omg yes.
Also, this:
Vince Neil / Motley Crue
What a fat lazy piece of shit. He has no charisma in the sack or on stage! After screwing thousands of chicks, he just doesn’t put any effort into it anymore. If you hook up with Vince, you deserve a painful yeast infection. Not to mention he has the build of Cartman from South Park.
David Lee Roth
An average size dick and can be somewhat kinky. Basically did everything under the sun in the Van Halen days. There are rumors that Dave can be put in the same category as Paul Stanley.Ralph Saenz / Atomic Punks, Metal Shop
When we asked David Lee Ralph what was in his pants, he said “6 inches and to the left.” So there you have it. Also, he shaves his nuts, which is always a good thing.i’ve posted some a lot befor but
Paul Stanley / Kiss
About 7 to 8 inches and he’ll treat you very nice! He loves his hairy chest. One girl told me, “The only problem is when you’re having sex with him you get the impression he’s performing for 20,000 screaming fans. I have honestly never seen anyone look more retarded while having an orgasm. I thought he was having a seizure. Overall I’d give him a 9 in the sack, even though it was all I could do to keep from laughing when he came.”Nikki Sixx / Motley Crue, Brides Of DestructionThe leader of Motley Crue is about 6 inches in length, gives GREAT oral sex and is a great French kisser.
Stephan Pearcy / Ex-Ratt
Just an average Joe but made a lot of news in the early days because he use to stuff socks in his stage pants. He’s very HORNY, and will rub all over you. He’ll say anything to get you into the sack. He fucks like he sings, very lazy and egotisticaI still want to know what egotistical singing sounds like
The Paul one always makes me cackle.
(via ball-crusher)
omg.
