Dancing Undercover

Hello! I'm a girl, 21, who loves metal/rock n roll! I love going to concerts and guitarists are my favorite ;)

Favorite Bands: Metallica, RATT, CKY, Kix, Marilyn Manson, Rainbow, Motley Crue, LA Guns, Faster Pussycat, Pretty Boy Floyd, Def Leppard, Avenged Sevenfold, Slayer, Bang Tango, Cinderella, Skid Row, Pantera, Megadeth, Hanoi Rocks, Scorpions, Escape the Fate, My Darkest Days, Led Zeppelin, Guns N Roses, Lizzy Borden, Night Ranger, Whitesnake, Bon Jovi, Britny Fox, Quiet Riot, Anthrax, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Buckcherry, HIM, Bullet for my Valentine, Dokken, Girl, Slaughter, Enuff Z'Nuff, KISS, Warrant, etc, etc, etc.

Fun Fact: I want to bang Warren DeMartini and Keanu Reeves.

Posts tagged Metal Sludge

Mar 14

Sludger going off on Bobby Blotzer:

"Blotz, you are the drummer. You write nothing. You create nothing. You mean NOTHING. The only reason people know that there is an annoying drummer in Ratt to begin with is only courtesy of Beau Hill’s shitty, insanely drum-heavy mixes on Dancing Undercover. You are not even worthy of being a trivia question on Jeopardy. Your book is an example given to students in Creative Writing 101 cases across the country for the course section titled "Please God, Don’t EVER write something like this.". You could be replaced by a kid with a Casio keyboard from 1986. You are not now, nor have you ever been, Tommy Lee (as much as you have tried). Nobody has ever, in the entire history of Ratt, come to a show to see you. Not even any of your ex-wives. Any tail that you scored from a Ratt show was from someone who couldn’t even get JUAN. You are the last place loser in life. If you have even one tiny shred of intelligence in your bloated, alcohol riddled head you will delete your Facebook account and thank God that the other guys in Ratt have not had you taken out into the desert and shot. Shut your mouth, play your gigs, attempt your horrible drum solo, drink your Budweiser, collect your check and count your blessings."

"Any tail that you scored from a Ratt show was from someone who couldn’t even get JUAN."

LOL.


Mar 13
OMFG!  XDD I’ve missed Sludge.

OMFG! XDD I’ve missed Sludge.


Aug 27
"What a fat lazy piece of shit. He has no charisma in the sack or on stage! After screwing thousands of chicks, he just doesn’t put any effort into it anymore.  If you hook up with Vince, you deserve a painful yeast infection.  Not to mention he has the build of Cartman from South Park."
"Just an average Joe but made a lot of news in the early days because he use to stuff socks in his stage pants. He’s very HORNY, and will rub all over you.  He’ll say anything to get you into the sack.  He fucks like he sings, very lazy and egotistical."

"What a fat lazy piece of shit. He has no charisma in the sack or on stage! After screwing thousands of chicks, he just doesn’t put any effort into it anymore.  If you hook up with Vince, you deserve a painful yeast infection.  Not to mention he has the build of Cartman from South Park."

"Just an average Joe but made a lot of news in the early days because he use to stuff socks in his stage pants. He’s very HORNY, and will rub all over you.  He’ll say anything to get you into the sack.  He fucks like he sings, very lazy and egotistical."

(via crue-slut)


Jul 9
Another Sludge gem.  Crying.

Another Sludge gem.  Crying.


Jul 7
I JUST REMEMBERED HOW I HAD THIS GIF SAVED FROM SLUDGE.
CRYING.

I JUST REMEMBERED HOW I HAD THIS GIF SAVED FROM SLUDGE.

CRYING.


Apr 28

"Which rockstar still looks the same (or close to it)?"

A question asked on Metal Sludge…

"Rules: They had to have an album out by 1992…

Aged the best, took care of their Health, still same body weight…

Hair length doesn’t matter but a bonus if almost the same!

Post pictures…”

And a response:

I lol’d.


Apr 9

Metal Sludge Forums

that70shope:

I’m getting sick of the board allowing misogynist, homophobic, and/or racist comments.

How come this is tolerated?

You probably posted this a long time ago but I was randomly creeping through the Metal Sludge tag..

The whole point of the site is to be as rude and off-color as possible.  People are dicks and say stuff like that to sludge each other.  Most of those people are actual sexists or homophobes or racists.  They’re just playing up the whole douchy internet personality.  On Sludge, you’re not supposed to be offended.  BUT if you check out the Sludge Lounge, a lot of the time that’s where people are more “sensitive”.  For example, people on Sludge were outraged by the Steubenville incident.  No one defended those boys.  It’s a weird site lol.


Mar 22

Good lord.


Jan 2

Someone on Sludge used a Zayn Malik gif.

This one:

I am screaming.


Nov 6
Also, this.

Also, this.


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