Dancing Undercover

Hello! I'm a girl, 22, who loves metal/rock n roll!

Favorite Bands: Metallica, RATT, CKY, Kix, Marilyn Manson, Damn Yankees, Rainbow, Motley Crue, LA Guns, Faster Pussycat, Pretty Boy Floyd, Def Leppard, Avenged Sevenfold, Slayer, Cinderella, Skid Row, Megadeth, My Darkest Days, Guns N Roses, Lizzy Borden, Night Ranger, Styx, Whitesnake, Anthrax, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, HIM, Bullet for my Valentine, Scorpions, Dokken, Slaughter, Enuff Z'Nuff, KISS, Warrant, etc, etc, etc.

Fun Fact: I want to bang Keanu Reeves.

Posts tagged Metal Sludge

Jun 10
things you see on the internet…
this is so terrible but fucking gene’s face i’m screaming a;lkjsdf;laksjd

things you see on the internet…

this is so terrible but fucking gene’s face i’m screaming a;lkjsdf;laksjd


omg

omg


Jun 8
this was on Metal Sludge saved as: “Lion WithHomosexual”

this was on Metal Sludge saved as: “Lion WithHomosexual”


Jun 5
Courtesy of Metal Sludge.

Courtesy of Metal Sludge.


May 16

"Pearcy will be playing bingo halls and bowling alleys all throughout the eastern United States.  He will be on tour for 8 months with Bang Tango with scheduled appearances at food courts throughout the great state of Ohio."

HELP I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP.


Apr 29
OMG.

OMG.


Apr 27
oh my god.

oh my god.


Apr 24
Bobby Blotzer proving, once again, that he’s an enormous dickbag.

Bobby Blotzer proving, once again, that he’s an enormous dickbag.


Mar 14

Sludger going off on Bobby Blotzer:

"Blotz, you are the drummer. You write nothing. You create nothing. You mean NOTHING. The only reason people know that there is an annoying drummer in Ratt to begin with is only courtesy of Beau Hill’s shitty, insanely drum-heavy mixes on Dancing Undercover. You are not even worthy of being a trivia question on Jeopardy. Your book is an example given to students in Creative Writing 101 cases across the country for the course section titled "Please God, Don’t EVER write something like this.". You could be replaced by a kid with a Casio keyboard from 1986. You are not now, nor have you ever been, Tommy Lee (as much as you have tried). Nobody has ever, in the entire history of Ratt, come to a show to see you. Not even any of your ex-wives. Any tail that you scored from a Ratt show was from someone who couldn’t even get JUAN. You are the last place loser in life. If you have even one tiny shred of intelligence in your bloated, alcohol riddled head you will delete your Facebook account and thank God that the other guys in Ratt have not had you taken out into the desert and shot. Shut your mouth, play your gigs, attempt your horrible drum solo, drink your Budweiser, collect your check and count your blessings."

"Any tail that you scored from a Ratt show was from someone who couldn’t even get JUAN."

LOL.


Mar 13
OMFG!  XDD I’ve missed Sludge.

OMFG! XDD I’ve missed Sludge.


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