a boy and a girl are sitting together on a bench after a romantic date. “can i kiss you?” the boy says. the girl nods and the boy pulls out black and white face paint and starts putting it on her face. “you’re going to be gene simmons” he whispers.
you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man
lol last night while watching the iheartradio thing, i couldn’t help but think that liam looks just like the kind of guy you’d see dancing at a gay club. the plaid, the facial hair, the boots…i think i even thought “otter” in my head while i was watching him…lol
you know that boy you made fun of for being quiet? he goes home and listens to black metal every night. you know that girl you called a slut? she also listens to a shit ton of black metal. how about that genderqueer kid you called a nerd? guess what, they listen to black metal every single day and have just discovered that they can harness the might of the dark lord Lucifer. everyone you’ve ever been mean to listens to black metal. and their power grows nightly.
Completely agree. Now Zayn is always gorgeous but -
This has to take the cake for the creepiest smile I’ve ever seen. Look how the right side of his mouth moves way too late compared to the rest. I know it’s slow motion but that doesn’t matter when it comes to facial expressions like that, milliseconds count. Basically, brrrrrr! I get chills. Not a genuine smile at all. He’s trying - but still!